Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Marriage Life

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

syok taxi

MUSt TRY THIS MAGIC

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!!
Be Careful U Dont Miss Anything
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VERY GOOD!!
Tomorrow I'll teach you ABCD .

Friday, April 18, 2008

Sum Wan & Sori

Lee Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Mr. Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori.
Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan: I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!
Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan: I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Dog also play cosplay = =






What a pity Dogs...~~~

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Muthu..ohh...Muthu

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

Monday, April 14, 2008

Horror Movie

VERY VERY HORRIBLE@!



Maths Equation

Saw from a forward mail .Click on the picture to view larger picture!


Friday, April 11, 2008

Effective weight loss program for MAN

A guy calls a fitness company and orders a 3-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, I'm yours.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next 2 days and the same thing happens. On the third day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing a skimpy running outfit, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, I'm yours.'

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt that good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Before marriage and After marriage

Before marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!






After marriage

Simply read from bottom to top.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Funny Japanese Pranks

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Welcome All

WARNING:
This Blog is opened for fun.Its mission+goal+vison+objective are to share the funny and interesting stuffs wif everybody. Now recruiting author also ,kindly contact us to join @!

Let's Relax and EnjoY with Us!~

Funny backflip II

Funny toilet

Funny backflip

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Funny soccer

Mr.Bean- List of Mr.Bean Episodes

Mr.Bean,a British comedy television series .It was played by Rowan Atkinson,a UK comedy actor.The self-titled first episode was broadcast on 1 January 1990, with the final episode, "Goodnight, Mr. Bean", on 31 October 1995.

Damn funny ,tis character, and it well described by Atkinson "a child in a grown man's body"

Many people may feel that Mr. Bean is childish and foolish,
but dont you think he is the most creative guy on problem solving? ^ ^



List of Mr.Bean Episodes:
1 Mr. Bean
2 The Return of Mr. Bean
3 The Curse of Mr. Bean
4 Mr. Bean Goes to Town
5 The Trouble with Mr. Bean
6 Mr. Bean Rides Again
7 Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean
8 Mr. Bean in Room 426
9 Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean
10 Do-It-Yourself, Mr. Bean
11 Back to School, Mr. Bean
12 Tee Off, Mr. Bean
13 Goodnight, Mr. Bean

Mr.Bean episode 13: Goodnight, Mr. Bean

This was the last episode produced for ITV1 and considered as last episode of Mr.Bean Tv series.








Mr.Bean episode 12:Tee Off, Mr. Bean

Act 1: Bean goes to the launderette to wash his clothes, an inflatable dragon (which is still inflated), some fluffy dice, a lamp shade, a doormat and his Teddy......

Act 2: Bean plays a game of 'Krazy Golf'..........








Mr.Bean episode 11:Back to School, Mr. Bean

Mr bean attend an adult educationg school open day ......








Monday, April 7, 2008

Mr.Bean episode 10:Do-It-Yourself, Mr. Bean

Act 1: Bean invites his two friends Rupert and Hubert for a New Year party............

Act 2: Bean arrives at Arding and Hobbs department store to take full advantage of the January sales............

Act 3: Later Bean has bought several items including a chair, paint cans and an assortment of brushes and mops. After strapping the chair to the roof and squeezing everything else inside the car he realises there's no room left for himself...

Act 4: Bean decides to give his flat a make-over..........







Mr.Bean episode 9:Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean

Bean goes to a funfair at Southsea in Portsmouth, but accidentally leaves his Mini's boot unlocked, and the handle pulls a baby's pram with it to the funfair. Once Bean sees the "kidnapped" baby, he sees no choice but to look after it while enjoying himself.............







Mr.Bean episode 8:Mr. Bean in Room 426

This is the first episode to incorporate only one storyline instead of separate sketches.Let's c what he do in the hotel.








Mr.Bean episode 7:Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean

Let's c how mr.bean celebrate Christmas wif his gf.








Sunday, April 6, 2008

Mr.Bean episode 6:Mr. Bean Rides Again

The joke of Mr. Bean cheering up the boy on the plane using paper strips teared off from magazine in this episode is reused in the 2nd Mr Bean film (Mr Bean's holiday) - cheering up the film director's son on the train.







Saturday, April 5, 2008

Mr.Bean episode 5:The Trouble with Mr. Bean

This episode was the highest rated episode, with an audience of 18.74 million viewers on the original transmission.It include 4 scene.

1st: Bean oversleeps and is late for his dental appointment. In order to save time, he decides to get dressed and brush his teeth while driving to the dentist..............

2nd: Bean arrives at the dentist's office, where he cannot find anything in the waiting room to read .................

3rd: While in a park Bean spots a young boy who is having difficulty with his remote control boat.......................

4th: Still in the park, Bean tries to have a picnic.............................







Mr.Bean episode 4:Mr.Bean go to town

In this episode,there are five scene.

1st:Bean buys a new television for his flat and has difficulty in trying to position the antenna to get good reception.....

2nd: Bean tries out his new Polaroid camera in the park, but it is stolen by a thief.....

3rd: Bean gets an itch in his foot while in the town, so he takes off his shoe and sock to scratch it.......

4th: Bean goes to the I.D. picture machine, and he took pictures of himself............

5th: Bean goes out with his girlfriend at night to a magic show and disco...............








Mr.Bean episode 3:The curse of Mr.Bean

In tis episode ,there are many funny things happen when he go to swimming pool,have a lunch break at park and go to watch movie wif his girlfriend.








Mr.Bean episode 2:The return of Mr.bean

This is the second episode.
In tis episode ,he drop some change for a busker playing saxophone,shopping at Allders department store,goes to a restaurant for his birthday and meet the Queen.

Have FuN!!








Friday, April 4, 2008

Mr.Bean episode 1

In tis episode , Mr.Bean take an exam , goes beach and attend a church service.











Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Minesweeper in real life

A game for person who bored@

The difference between America AV and Japan AV

A comment from a GTO on America AV and Japan AV! Damn funny

Do you agree wif him? hehe

Funny commercial advertisement

Think twice before you do anything !:P